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Chud and Petrina Take Victory Lap After Award-Losing Broadcast | Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor" | Hose Line Running Through Living Room "Temporary," Homeowner Assured | Local Fire Chief Bans Word "Quiet" After 47th Consecutive Jinx This Month | Fire Department Ceremony Goes Exactly as Planned for Once | C-Shift Sets New Standard for "Aggressive Fire Attack" by Ventilating Neighbor’s House and Parking on Supply Line | Local Volunteer Fire Department Somehow Responds to Every Call | Four Lateral Transfers Hit Big FD: 'We Left Snoozetown for Real Calls!' | Chud and Petrina Take Victory Lap After Award-Losing Broadcast | Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor" | Hose Line Running Through Living Room "Temporary," Homeowner Assured | Local Fire Chief Bans Word "Quiet" After 47th Consecutive Jinx This Month | Fire Department Ceremony Goes Exactly as Planned for Once | C-Shift Sets New Standard for "Aggressive Fire Attack" by Ventilating Neighbor’s House and Parking on Supply Line | Local Volunteer Fire Department Somehow Responds to Every Call | Four Lateral Transfers Hit Big FD: 'We Left Snoozetown for Real Calls!' |
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